Dave ([info]icespectre) wrote,
@ 2006-01-06 19:49:00
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Current mood: coming off the X2 high
Current music:Mad Caddies - The Gentleman, Medium Unwell

Fuck
***This is all based on me having heard the correct origins for the word fuck***
In this great country that we live in called the United States, it is in fact impossible to fuck someone. Think about it. From what I've heard, the origin of the word fuck is from when fuck was in fact an acronym. It was the abbreviation of "Fornication Under Consent of King". It makes sense to shorten it. But when used in the United States there is one small dilemma. We have no king. This all goes back to long ago in Britain when the king's permission was needed to do certain activities. Those laws no longer exist. That combined with our lack of a king make it thereby impossible to actually perform the act of fucking someone. That said, go screw freely everybody. =D


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[info]malkmybishup
2006-01-07 07:15 pm UTC (link)
I personally believe that that is a myth, only because there was a line in the Marquis de sade's book "120 days of sodom" that went something to the extend of "his fuck filled the bowl under the girl's legs" and the word fuck there was supposed to be meant for semen. *shrugs* or it could be a word that freakin' old.

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[info]sunnykim1986
2006-01-07 11:24 pm UTC (link)
you would be one to say something to that effect

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[info]weed02155
2006-01-31 09:32 pm UTC (link)
Well, you are correct in that it's an acronym, but what F.U.C.K. actually stood for was "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge." Back in the day, it was illegal to screw unless you were of a certain age/married, and if you did so and were caught, you would be sent to the stocks, where people would throw all kinds of rotten vegetables at you and whatnot, and above your head, it would have your offense written. They would write out the whole kit-and-kaboodle, "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge," but then they shortened it to "F.U.C.K." and, ultimately, just "fuck." Van Halen actually has an album titled "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge."

And now you know.

-Mr. Wizard

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